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jonjon635 Fighter
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| Subject: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:13 pm | |
| first i will start wit a joke
3 women die and are sent to heaven. At the gates Saint Peter greets them and says "There is only one rule in heaven, you can't step on any ducks!"
(now this was really hard cuz there was ducks everywhere)
So the first lady steps on a duck and Peter says "Uh oh , you stepped on a duck and now you must be punished!" so he chains her to the ugliest guy you have ever seen and says "Now you must spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
Later the second woman steps on a duck and the same fate befalls her.
Then there was only one woman left and she was amazed that she hadn't stepped one a duck yet. Then one day peter comes along and chains her to the handsomest guy you have ever seen and she says "What have i done to deserve this?" The man she's chained to says "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck!"
i kno its not that funny but i coodnt think of any othrs at the moment | |
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AtoliSky Admin
Number of posts : 1781 Age : 31 Location : *under an indigo twilight* Registration date : 2007-07-27
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:50 pm | |
| Hahahhaha. Lolz. Well, at least she's with a handsome guy. And the handsomest. [: Strange, but funny joke ^.^ * claps* Yay, for Jonjon-joking again! * hyper* MMzz I can't think of a good joke myself right now...can I pass for now? Hehe. | |
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jonjon635 Fighter
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:39 pm | |
| ok i gots tons of jokes and i promise ill have one al=most ev day cuz my explorer wheel teach tells one ev day
three guys walk into a bar; 1 tourist, 1 fisherman and 1 redneck.
they all order a beer
the tourist finds a fly in his beer and slides the whole thing away in disgust
the fisher man finds a fly and just fishes it out and drinks the beer (fly fishing)
the redneck pulls out the fly and holds it by its wings over the beer... then says "spit it out. spit it out!!!!!!!!!" | |
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jonjon635 Fighter
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:35 pm | |
| atoli i got some jokes but i mite need ur approval first | |
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jonjon635 Fighter
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:36 pm | |
| i think every one here is old enough for em
but maybe i shood run em through u first | |
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AtoliSky Admin
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:04 pm | |
| Lolz ok then, pm me them [: | |
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Zephyr Admin
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:42 pm | |
| I've got a short blond joke. A blond walks into a bar. The other two duck. | |
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jonjon635 Fighter
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:47 pm | |
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AtoliSky Admin
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:31 pm | |
| Hahaha. I laughed even tho I don't get it, just because you announced it was a blond joke | |
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jonjon635 Fighter
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:07 pm | |
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Zephyr Admin
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:53 pm | |
| B - b - it's a bad illustration, but it works. | |
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jonjon635 Fighter
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:14 am | |
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Zephyr Admin
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:35 pm | |
| I didn't think so. Erm...the bar is solid. | |
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AtoliSky Admin
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:44 pm | |
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jonjon635 Fighter
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| Subject: Re: ok this is a riddle/joke contest thread Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:54 am | |
| oh i get... thats funny but stupid | |
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